Ketamine

Ever find yourself staring into your closet, wondering if your clothes are secretly conspiring against you? Fear not! Our ultimate unisex clothing piece is here to save the day and possibly broker some peace in your wardrobe. Perfect for those who believe fashion should be as fluid as their morning coffee.

Crafted with the most exquisite blend of mystery and comfort, this t-shirt is your trusty sidekick on those days when you can't decide between looking effortlessly cool or hilariously self-aware. It's like a blank canvas for your unique personality, only softer.

• Universal Style: Because why let gender norms decide your fashion destiny?
• Comfort Level: Off the charts and into the stratosphere. Seriously, it’s like a hug from your favorite cloud.
• Effortlessly Versatile: Pairs well with anything from jeans to pajamas, or even that sarong you impulse-bought on vacation.

Join the movement of unisex clothing enthusiasts who understand that life is too short for uncomfortable outfits. Let this t-shirt be the witty sidekick to your life's adventures, because sometimes you just need a little humor in your wardrobe.