First Of All Eat A Dick

Introducing a wardrobe staple that speaks for itself. Our unisex long sleeve t-shirt is the perfect blend of comfort and cheeky flair. Whether you're lounging at home or making a bold statement on the town, this shirt has got you covered—literally and figuratively.

Crafted for those who like to keep things casual yet memorable, this unisex long sleeve t-shirt is as versatile as it is humorous. Made from soft and breathable fabric, it ensures you stay cozy while delivering a punchline that’s hard to forget.

• Universal Appeal: Designed to fit all genders, this shirt is the epitome of fashion equality.
• Comedic Comfort: Because who said laughs can’t be comfy?
• Effortlessly Stylish: Pairs well with your favorite pair of jeans or a daring attitude.

So why settle for ordinary when you can wear a smile on your sleeve? Grab this unisex long sleeve t-shirt and let the good times—and laughs—roll!