First Of All Eat A Dick

Ever had one of those days where you just need your wardrobe to speak your mind? Look no further! Our unisex short sleeve t-shirt is here to save the day (and possibly your sanity) with a dash of humor and a whole lot of sass.

This isn’t just any ordinary shirt; it's your wardrobe’s new secret weapon. Designed for those who appreciate a clever quip, this short sleeve t-shirt is perfect for making a statement without saying a word. Whether you're heading to a casual hangout or just lounging around, this tee has got your back—and your front!

• Comfort: Like a cozy hug from your favorite stand-up comic.
• Style: Effortlessly blends with any outfit, whether you're going for "I woke up like this" or "I'm ready to conquer the world."
• Unisex Fit: Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a sense of style.

Wear it, love it, laugh it off. Get ready to turn heads and raise eyebrows with the most straightforward short sleeve t-shirt in town. Trust us, it's a conversation starter!