First Of All Eat A Dick

Ready to turn heads and raise brows? Slip into this short sleeve shirt and let your wardrobe do the talking! Designed for those who wear their sense of humor on their sleeve—literally—this unisex marvel is the perfect conversation starter for any occasion.

Why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary? This shirt blends comfort with charisma, making it a must-have staple for your closet. Plus, its unisex fit ensures that everyone can join the fun, regardless of how you identify—because laughs are for everyone!

• Unisex appeal: Because good humor doesn’t discriminate.
• Comfortable fit: Soft on your skin, tough on your comedic rivals.
• Short sleeve shirt: Perfect for showing off your guns—or lack thereof.

Get ready to stir up smiles and maybe a few giggles. This short sleeve shirt isn't just clothing; it's a statement. And remember, the shortest distance between two people is a good laugh!