Scared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead

Ever wondered what happens when high fashion meets hilariously awkward honesty? Look no further! This unisex apparel piece is the ultimate conversation starter, designed for those who love to embrace their quirks with style and a pinch of humor.

Crafted with care, this sweatshirt is your cozy companion, perfect for those laid-back days when you're pondering life's many "what ifs." Whether you're lounging at home or stepping out with friends, its comfortable fit ensures you're always ready for whatever the day throws your way—just maybe avoid any unexpected wrestling matches.

• Material: Soft, breathable fabric to keep you comfy and cool
• Fit: Unisex apparel designed to look fabulous on everyone
• Occasion: Perfect for casual outings, cozy nights in, or when you’re in need of a good laugh

So, embrace your unique sense of style and humor with this standout piece. Who says fashion can't make you giggle?