Scared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead

Step into the ring of life with this audacious unisex t-shirt that dares to ask the hard-hitting questions! Perfectly blending comfort and comedy, this tee is designed for those who appreciate a good laugh while facing life's unexpected battles.

Crafted from high-quality materials, the shirt ensures you stay cool and collected, even when the pressure's on. Whether you're sparring in the gym or navigating a tricky situation, this tee has got your back—literally.

• Unisex fit: Made for everyone, because humor knows no gender.
• Soft and breathable: Keeps you comfortable, ensuring you won't break a sweat unless it's from laughing too hard.
• Witty design: A conversation starter that's perfect for those who take life seriously—except for when they're not.

Get ready to tackle whatever comes your way, all while keeping your sense of humor intact. Grab yours today and wear it with pride, because sometimes the best defense is a good laugh.