Scared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead

Ever find yourself in a fight or flight situation and suddenly start daydreaming about unexpected, shall we say, reactions? Well, you're not alone! This unisex sweatshirt is here to put a smile on your face and maybe even a chuckle in your heart. It's the perfect blend of comfort and cheeky humor, making it a must-have for those who like to wear their thoughts out loud—or at least, on their sleeves.

Why you'll love it:

• It's got a sense of humor as sharp as your wit.
• Unisex design means it's perfect for anyone, regardless of preferred fighting style.
• Soft and cozy fabric that feels like a hug, but won't make you go "oops".

Whether you wear it to your next casual outing or just around the house while practicing your best non-choking moves, this sweatshirt is sure to be your new favorite companion. Because, let's be honest, who wouldn't want to sport a look that says, "I'm tough, but I also know the value of a good laugh"? Wear it, enjoy it, and maybe just keep an eye out for those unpredictable moments!