F Bomb Mom Vaping Addiction Dead Eyes And 12 Years Of Community College

Are you the kind of mom who can juggle a vaping addiction and a community college schedule with the grace of a caffeinated octopus? Well, do we have a short sleeve t-shirt for you! This unisex tee is your new sidekick, offering maximum comfort for those days when your eyes resemble a pair of overworked computer screens.

Slide into this masterpiece and let the world know you mean business, even if that business involves deciphering text messages from teenagers who type in hieroglyphics. Who needs a PhD when you've mastered the art of sarcasm and can navigate carpool lanes like a pro?

• Material: Soft enough to make clouds jealous.
• Fit: Unisex, because why should anyone miss out on the fun?
• Occasions: Perfect for casual Fridays, PTA meetings, or just lounging on the couch contemplating your life choices.

This short sleeve t-shirt is the ultimate blend of humor and style. Wear it, own it, and revel in the irony of life. Because who said fashion couldn't be a laugh riot?